Episode 1×03 “The One With the Thumb”
Ross discovers the fate of his childhood pet, Chichi. Chandler starts smoking again; when the group complains, he diverts their attention to their own faults. Phoebe gets money she doesn’t want; she complains and gets more; she gives it away and gets a can of soda in return… which contains a thumb. The beverage company gives her $7000. Monica’s new boyfriend (Alan) is a hit with her friends, but Monica’s not too sure.
Overall thoughts: Chandler smoking. Joey’s actually a pretty good actor. Aww the dog. Alan! Subtle 90’s dick jokes. LOL. The softball game is pure gold. Chandler’s covert smoking made me laugh, but not as much as his super dated computer. Phoebe is such a gem! Joey’s hair looks gross. Monica’s outfits continue to be horrib…bly on trend for 1994.
This is kind of a bland episode, with a few bright spots. The Alan plot was pretty funny, but the bit went on too long. Not my favorite episode so far, although I did love Phoebe’s plot with the thumb and magical money.
The breakup conversation Monica has with the gang when she tells them she’s breaking up with Alan.
Monica: I’ll meet someone else! There’ll be other Alans!
Ross: “Yeah. He could row like a Viking.”
Overall thoughts: Ohhh Chandler’s going to smoke, he loves it so much but knows its so bad for him. Chandler and Monica have pretty good chemistry right off the bat too. That’s a sweet football phone, I feel like I had one or knew someone who did. Why does everyone have softball episodes, I remember Seinfeld had several of them through the years too. OMG Chandlers computer is so old and I wonder if you could smoke inside buildings still the first year of this show, since he was doing it in the coffee shop. Oh and there we get the title of the episode I couldn’t remember what it was referencing it took forever to get there, thumb in the soda! Okay I finally put 2 and 2 together and see that Iridium is the name of the restaurant Monica works at. The giant cordless phone is awesome. Only seven thousand dollars for a thumb in your soda?? People would sue for millions now a days. There is a lot of sitting around eating food, exactly what I like doing with my friends.
Best joke: “If only he were a woman (Chandler)” – Ross
The least funny of the first three but still good.